I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever
If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid
im going to be this father
Me, when I have kids.
Anonymous said: i saw your bikini in the keys pictures... you are so pretty!
Thank you!!! <3
zeroesper said: Holy hell, I never knew about that video until you posted it. WHY WHERE THERE CHILDREN INVOLVED IN THIS?
For the life of me I cannot even begin to understand. This is the person that people are rapping along with their daughters to as they drive down the street.
(Also, someone asked what the bowl was about. I can only assume that she’s trying to prove that she’s “down with the struggle” by using water and half and half on her cereal instead of plain milk. I really have no idea why she’s in that robe and wife beater, and whose grandma that she’s making pour her water. And why said grandma didn’t tell her to get her butt of the table. Oh, and with the huge bowl thing, you use what you have. When you don’t have a lot of extra cash, you eat out of whatever you have.)
fromanothertypicalgirl said: Not only that! She is also talking about popping pills and doing drugs! This video is a prime example of what NOT TO DO in a rap video.
She’s horrible. The entire video is horrible. It’s a prime example of what not to do ever. The fact that she isn’t American makes it worse because that means she literally believes that song is an accurate representation of hip-hop music. The drug references are bad enough, but I really can’t get over the fact that she has little babies all over her while she says all of this shit. (The fact that she’s got her head between that boys leg is weird. That’s not generally how you cuddle kids, so clearly that’s not what they’re supposed to be….)
Anonymous said: Ugh the booty video is terrible. Can't stand Iggy and her racist ass. Shame on Jlo
Right?!?! I can’t handle the bullshit. “Omg, Anaconda, vulgar, gross!!” “Wow, Booty is soooooo good.” “Omg, Nicki Minaj, such a slut, super terrible.” Meanwhile, Iggy Azalea has a song called Pussy where she’s rapping with a little black boy sitting between her legs and everyone else in the video is black.
Don’t do it.