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I Wanna Suck Your Toes - An Ode to Online Dating

I started writing songs based on OkCupid messages.

Lyrics:

Hey girl, you already know,
You got somethin special,
And I think it shows,
Your body is flawless
From head to your toes,
So…send me a pic of your feet.

Not tryina be crass,
But babe I think you should know,
That you’re number one,
Don’t stop, let’s go for the gold,
Your body is bangin
And you’ve got major soul,
Now, are your feet wide or flat? And what are your arches like? What’s your favorite type of shoe?

Girl I wanna suck on your toes,
I’ll even turn it into prose,
You’re pretty and sweet
So can I lick on your feet?
You know I wanna suck your toes.

i-kool-kat:

WOW. OUU. WOWW. WOAH.oooOOOuuUUU. WOAW. WAAW.

Hot guy + food. Hot guy making me food. THIS IS THE DREAM.

(Source: zoahealth.blogspot.kr)

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Yvette Nicole Brown Responds to the NY Times’s portrayal of Shonda Rhimes as an “Angry Black Woman”

Tokens

I finally got around to recording my Lorde cover of Royals called Tokens. The video is kind of rough, but the audio is good. I might post another one at some point, but my friends convinced me that this one was good enough to share.

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

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I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

im going to be this father

Me, when I have kids.

(Source: thighrabanks)

Anonymous said: i saw your bikini in the keys pictures... you are so pretty!

Thank you!!! <3

I found a friend.#falcor #earring #cleanyourroom

I found a friend.#falcor #earring #cleanyourroom

zeroesper said: Holy hell, I never knew about that video until you posted it. WHY WHERE THERE CHILDREN INVOLVED IN THIS?

For the life of me I cannot even begin to understand. This is the person that people are rapping along with their daughters to as they drive down the street.

(Also, someone asked what the bowl was about. I can only assume that she’s trying to prove that she’s “down with the struggle” by using water and half and half on her cereal instead of plain milk. I really have no idea why she’s in that robe and wife beater, and whose grandma that she’s making pour her water. And why said grandma didn’t tell her to get her butt of the table. Oh, and with the huge bowl thing, you use what you have. When you don’t have a lot of extra cash, you eat out of whatever you have.)

fromanothertypicalgirl said: Not only that! She is also talking about popping pills and doing drugs! This video is a prime example of what NOT TO DO in a rap video.

She’s horrible. The entire video is horrible. It’s a prime example of what not to do ever. The fact that she isn’t American makes it worse because that means she literally believes that song is an accurate representation of hip-hop music. The drug references are bad enough, but I really can’t get over the fact that she has little babies all over her while she says all of this shit. (The fact that she’s got her head between that boys leg is weird. That’s not generally how you cuddle kids, so clearly that’s not what they’re supposed to be….)

howtolivefatandhappy:

Pu$$y - Iggy Azalea

Remember that time Iggy Azalea said, “Bad boys get a mouth full of pussy,” while sitting with her head between some little boy’s legs?

So when you see my Iggy Azalea rants, please remember that it’s not because she’s white, it’s because I think she’s a disgusting human being and I am appalled that so many people think her level of bullshit is okay.

I am literally at a loss trying to figure out why this is okay. I saw this video before she was famous, but really forgot how disgusting it was until I watched it again. I figured she would disappear and hopefully become a productive member of society, so imagine my surprise when Forbes said that she “runs hip-hop.”

Pu$$y - Iggy Azalea

Remember that time Iggy Azalea said, “Bad boys get a mouth full of pussy,” while sitting with her head between some little boy’s legs?

So when you see my Iggy Azalea rants, please remember that it’s not because she’s white, it’s because I think she’s a disgusting human being and I am appalled that so many people think her level of bullshit is okay.

Anonymous said: Ugh the booty video is terrible. Can't stand Iggy and her racist ass. Shame on Jlo

Right?!?! I can’t handle the bullshit. “Omg, Anaconda, vulgar, gross!!” “Wow, Booty is soooooo good.” “Omg, Nicki Minaj, such a slut, super terrible.” Meanwhile, Iggy Azalea has a song called Pussy where she’s rapping with a little black boy sitting between her legs and everyone else in the video is black.

If you had anything to say about Anaconda, don’t even try to tell me about how much you love that Booty video.

Don’t do it.

"You have jump ropes in your hair!" - A very adorable 5 year old. #Locs #genielocs #yarnbraids #butikepthemforever #NowTheyrePermanent

"You have jump ropes in your hair!" - A very adorable 5 year old. #Locs #genielocs #yarnbraids #butikepthemforever #NowTheyrePermanent